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Der Lustige Astronaut

Ask me anything   True Aquarius.
Eclectic,Punk and metal and Darkwave loving, dreamer,with bouts of poetry,and fashion fury.
Name:Catze
age:twenty something
hometown:Berlin

I love my life, my friends, and LIVE for the future!
Im going to be a random dreamy psycho here~*

They be lyin!

locksandglasses:

Me: Can I have some ketchup?

Cashier lady at McDonald’s: It’s in the bag

Me: Okay Thank you very much. Have a good day.

TRANSLATION:

Me: Can I have some ketchup?

Cashier lady at McDonald’s: Bitch I already closed the bag up, naw you can’t have no got damn ketchup.

AND THUSLY MY FRIES WERE DRY AS HELL

— 9 months ago with 48 notes
#true shit