Der Lustige Astronaut
Ask me anything   True Aquarius.
Eclectic,Punk and metal and Darkwave loving, dreamer,with bouts of poetry,and fashion fury.
Name:Catze
age:twenty something
hometown:Berlin

I love my life, my friends, and LIVE for the future!
Im going to be a random dreamy psycho here~*

vampishly: mononokeforest: 8a8ydoll: If you are looking to attract a man with your fluffy false lashes and your flowing fake mane, it is time to ta… ke your beautiful ass out dancing and show off your awesome personal aesthetics. That’s what the rest of the article says. Right??? ommmgggg i hate when these things show up grossss those ‘real guys’ can fuck off these “real guys” are usually these unfuckable middle aged assholes who think women owe them shit, when they themselves dont even wash on a weekly basis .

vampishly:

mononokeforest:

8a8ydoll:

If you are looking to attract a man with your fluffy false lashes and your flowing fake mane, it is time to ta… ke your beautiful ass out dancing and show off your awesome personal aesthetics.

That’s what the rest of the article says. Right???

ommmgggg i hate when these things show up

grossss

those ‘real guys’ can fuck off

these “real guys” are usually these unfuckable middle aged assholes who think women owe them shit, when they themselves dont even wash on a weekly basis .

(Source: merrilly)

— 9 months ago with 22 notes
  1. vanaldenthebaptist reblogged this from constellationcapa
  2. bardaandfaye reblogged this from nofandomleftbehind
  3. cannibaltartlet reblogged this from mszombi and added:
    Well it’s a good thing I’m only after their disembodied genitalia!
  4. nofandomleftbehind reblogged this from theredanemone
  5. theredanemone reblogged this from constellationcapa and added:
    And then they’re all, “I love her natural scent. I hate how overdone her makeup is. Why does she take so long in the...
  6. constellationcapa reblogged this from theredanemone and added:
    At first I just saw the picture and I was all, oh, but this doesn’t seem so bad. Seems like the article is just going to...
  7. mszombi reblogged this from vampishly and added:
    These articles always make me rage so fucking hard >:C
  8. herwitchiness reblogged this from vampishly and added:
    dude i attracted a guy BECAUSE of my false eyelashes cos he said i rocked them super well wtf yahoo yr WRONG
  9. saturnineagent reblogged this from vampishly and added:
    these “real guys” are usually these unfuckable middle aged assholes who think women owe them shit, when they themselves...
  10. vampishly reblogged this from mononokeforest and added:
    grossss those ‘real guys’ can fuck off
  11. mononokeforest reblogged this from merrilly and added:
    ommmgggg i hate when these things show up
  12. merrilly posted this
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